2006/02/17

God once asked Chuck Norris what the secret of life was.
Chuck proceeded to teach God Karate.

2006/02/15

Your Beer is Getting All Up In My Kool-Aid

Hehe, I just had to say it. My roomie bought a new beer last night, but he didn't want the whole thing so he tasted it and screwed the cap back on. Well, overnight it leaked onto and into my pitcher of Kool-Aid.