2005/07/30

But Not a Real Green Dress, That's Cruel

If I Had A Million Dollars
by THE BARENAKED LADIES

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

2005/07/29

Under Bed

I just discovered the coolest place in my entire appartment. Its under my bed. As you can see from the picture, I can't fit under there or else I'd grab my Maglite and A Scanner Darkly and go spelunking. I guess the bed skirt thinggy traps and holds the tiny amount of AC that makes it up here like a concrete walled condo collects gas when the pilot light's out.

Speaker For The Dead

Star Trek is much better than I've given it credit for. And Speaker for the Dead was AMAZING.

The stove/oven is finally rewired and working correctly. I've been burning everything I eat! You should've seen that pizza last night. An extra five minutes took it from it looks like another five minutes wouldn't hurt to black. All of it.

You all should totally read Speaker for the Dead. Not only was it a damn good book, but it gave me some new thoughts on keeping secrets.

Next up: A Scanner Darkly. I'm gonna hammer through it because I'm so excited to start Xenocide, the next book in the Ender series.

2005/07/28

Exhausted

So much for finishing Speaker for the Dead today. Oh well, its been a long day and a good day. Sweet dreams.

2005/07/27

I Got Hit On By a Gay Guy O_o

It was weird. I was totally unprepared to be put in that situation. It really should be girls asking for my number. Not Mexican men with braces.