2005/05/06

Oh My Heck

While searching for an image of a metal crack pipe like mine for my last blog, I found this long but very informative article. I might have to hunt down one of those rose tubes to prettify my metal one. In the article, it said people who bought those tubes also often bought scouring pads which can be used as screens, and it brought to me a disturbing revelation:

One Summer I was at the Wizard's Asylum looking for someone to buy some of my Magic cards, and when I left the store there was a black gentleman who asked me for a ride. He said he'd locked the keys in his car while it was running and it ran out of gas. Basically, he had me drive him all they way around town twice the whole time making some crap up about being a public speaker. He said he was going to come to my high school and give a talk about me being such a good samaritan. He asked if he could have a few quarters to make a phone call and ended up taking all the silver out of my ash tray, then he had me take him to a gas station because he needed a scouring pad (revelation) because he'd burnt something really bad in his girlfriend's skillet and if he didn't clean it before she got home from work, she'd be pissed. Then he finally told me where his "girlfriend's" appartments were so I could drop him off.

I had a real live crack addict in my car. He technically stole from me. That's, like, almost half as good as meeting Dave Chapelle.

Anyways, here are the rest of the links I found.
  • This one's pretty funny. Someone moved out of a house and left their crack pipe in the bathroom cabinet. The new residents are trying to find its owner.
  • I haven't seen Virtual Crack in quite some time. This one always gave me a chuckle
  • The funny pictures in the first link reminded me of Furniture Porn. Try it, you'll like it.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Richard said...

Damn...that guy just keeps popping up everywhere. That makes three of my friends that have driven him around the town a few times, and four that have given him means for a phone call. What fun.

5/07/2005 2:39 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

I'm beginning to suspect that that guy lied to me about locking his keys in his car... that, or he's really stupid.

5/07/2005 3:49 PM  

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